Karen’s Happy Birthday by George Boxlicker 
ASIN B004SC1NFW
Story rating: 1 out of 5 paddles
Sting factor (kink): 1 out of 5
(Note: Though I would classify this book as erotica it has very mild BDSM elements—honestly, there aren’t enough to really even justify putting it in with that sub-genre of erotica.)
Blurb:
George Boxlicker enjoys a great deal of popularity among the woman in the city where he lives, mainly because of his knowledge of their sexual wants and needs and his willingness to fulfill all their desires in bringing them and himself to peaks of sexual ecstasy. One of his favorite “ladyfriends” is Karen, a beautiful, sensual divorcee and, to celebrate her birthday, he takes her to a bed and breakfast inn located on the coast 100 miles north of the city where they live. George and Karen provide tremendous sexual joy to each other as they cavort in and out of bed, besides having fun by fooling their fellow guests and the rather stuffy management of the inn. On their last night there, George introduces Karen to a different kind of sex, one which has always intrigued her, but which she has always been too shy to ask him or anybody else about. Their carnal escapades in bed that night result in some of the most memorable orgasms either of them has ever experienced. This is a graphically detailed story of romantic love between a man and a woman.
Review:
Oh, where to begin…?
Well, I suppose we should begin our journey with something positive. This book had a very thorough line editor. It was free of both spelling and grammatical errors and that is always refreshing. Second of all, the presentation of the book was quite lovely. The content is arranged on nice frilly paper and the font was large and easy to read.