The Farmer’s Gun by Roger Frank Selby
ASIN B005D7UEJM 
Story rating: 1 out of 5 paddles
Sting factor (kink): 1 out of 5
Blurb:
Farming in the Sixties is becoming a science, but the new hand on Doorstop Farm lacks qualifications as far as the explosive, hard-drinking Farmer Johnson is concerned. Although Tom seems a bit slow, hired at her suggestion, Mrs Johnson finds young Tom well up to the mark. She soon discovers a use for him alleviating the pressure of milk over-production after she breastfeeds her baby. But she has other plans for the inexperienced lad. After a close call relieving Tom’s pressure in the cowshed, she decides to delay further adventures with the new lad until her husband is away at market. But come market day, farmer Johnson returns unexpectedly…
Review:
Right out of the gate I’m going to tell you this was a weird read to me. I’ve never been into lactation fetishes so I thought I’d give this a try. It’s a short read, but I found it disturbing. The lactation fetish wasn’t what disturbed me though, it the character of Tom. He’s described as slow and pretty much the village idiot. He works at the farm for Farmer Johnson and catches the eye of the farmer’s wife who is looking to get laid since the farmer is impotent. (How she has a baby is explained in the story, I won’t get into that whole thing here.)
Personally I didn’t feel comfortable reading about a woman seducing (and taking advantage of) a person who is mentally challenged. Tom also explains how he has a thing for lactating women since he was breast fed himself, and breast fed until a pretty inappropriate and ewwww that’s creepy older age.
